ATTENTION EVERYONE
ATTENTION EVERYONE
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
I REPEAT
THE FANDOM IS COLLAPSING
BREAKING INTO A MILLION PIECES JUST LIKE CLARA
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OH MY GOSH
THAT IS A TURTLE
AND HE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS ME
AND HE HAS BIG SHINY EYES
SADFHASDKJFAHDSJFA
HAVE I MENTIONED I LOVE THIS TURTLE
I think this turtle can cause world peace
(Source: thelegendaryunicorn, via gyzym)
The Whispermen
All I could think of when I saw these guys was the gentlemen from buffy.
^ them and the silence just remind me so much of the gentlemen
Shout out to Moffat for not actually releasing The Doctors name
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im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die
doesn’t matter, had sex
(Source: princesslynn777, via fluent-in-lesbianism)
not always.
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when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
This.
DYING
(via snickerdoodling)
- Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
(Source: hiptoyourjive, via mishamallow)
Man dies after having sex with hornet’s nest
An autopsy of Hasse’s body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim’s pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet’s nest when he was stung to death.
“To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea,” Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.
(Source: notthebarefootcontessa, via fartdonkey)
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
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